Clara was supposed to be a military dog, but she was rejected for being too sweet!

I know this is a repost, but I am at my brink and I'm trying not to let myself succumb to the pressure.

When asked what he would be if he wasn't a professional football player, Peter Crouch responded with: "A virgin".

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God damn it......

Creeping has never been so easy.

'Horseshoe bend" in Page, Arizona

My grandfather's response when people ask how he can enjoy a triple whiskey down in one.

I planned on painting a quick study of a girl in a kimono, wound up taking 3 days...

Social media explained using donuts

Confidence is also shattered.

An owl landed in the smoking area in the bar I was in and wanted to join in on the fun!

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And people wonder why so many kids hate middle school.

Friend's 3 year old saw this photo and freaked out: "What does Cookie Monster have in his mouth?!"

The red candy canes are Sriracha-flavored. The green candy canes are Wasabi-flavored. I haven't told anyone.

MRW someone asks if I'm over the hiccups yet

so I flew across the atlantic last night and this is what I saw outside

There's the guys that don't act any different, and then there's these guys

Move over Emma Watson, Bonnie Wright (Ginny Weasley) isn't the only stunner from the Harry Potter series.

My mom didn't know how to take a screenshot so she improvised with the scanner...

It's the little victories that matter

Friend called me on Skype while I was looking up a cosplayer, this is what happened

Best Friends Forever